Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.
Ask her what time it is & she’ll tell you how to build a clock
Blind as a bat
Busy as a farmer with one hoe and two rattlesnakes
Busier than a three legged possum tryin’ to cross the interstate
Does a fat baby fart?
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
Doing’ the green apple two-step
Dumber than a box of rocks
Full of piss and vinegar